May 2013
its-tuesday-again:
romeo and juliet
aka
that escalated quickly: the play
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
captorquest:
inkwelldried:
captorquest:
any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
iwishiwasfictional:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout...
url-goes-here:
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
lalabunney:
chocoturtles:
rats-in-the-walls:
...
sloth-with-a-blog:
thatpsychowriter:
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
cloveytravelingwiththedoctor:
le-cafe-musain:
Imagine if Grantaire and Enjolras hadn’t died straight away after being shot, and they sing a reprise of A Little Fall Of Rain to each other, in one another’s embrace as they slowly fade into the darkness together.
tardis-and-impala-at-221b:
supernatural-black-hole:
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless...
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
screamsinsilence527:
avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
punmonster:
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
slurpeenis:
world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s your responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
grunkfield:
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
musermatt:
musermatt:
Where do text posts go when they die
princeowl:
princeowl:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
spoken-not-written:
themockingjayd12:
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
